Thursday, August 20, 2009

April's 英语课室 - 情境式会话短句

请注意:以下内容含有成人成份,18岁以下的读者请在监护人陪同下方可阅读。谢谢。

之前在Popular书展中买了本“英语会话短句”的口袋书
(口袋书就是那种小小本很portable的书)
里头有一百种的情境式会话短句
其中有一个分类是:
日常用语 -- 家庭 - 恋爱 -- 结婚 -- 性爱

每次翻到那一页我都很想笑
其内容如下:

来吧!I'm in the mood.(* be in the mood 意指想要做爱的心情.)
今晚别回去.I don't want you to go home tonight.
别这样嘛! Come on.
你们俩有一腿了吗? Did you two sleep together?
你们昨晚有没有上床? So, did you score last night?
那只是一夜之情罢了。 It was just a one-night stand.
我们上床了。 We made love.
他非常猛。 He was all over me.
我不会忘记这晚的。 I never forget this evening.
记得要避孕。 Make sure you use birth control.


我觉得最好笑的就是“别这样嘛!”的英译竟然是"Come on."!
证明了人类连在床上都是口是心非的
所以奉劝全人类
当你的伴侣对你说“我爱你”的时候
相信五成就好啦
留住五成好好爱自己吧

10 comments:

bruceboom August 20, 2009 at 11:51 PM  

都是你的经验吗?哈哈。。。 别打我。。。

gmk August 21, 2009 at 12:04 AM  

我宁愿相信当时她是100%爱我的.....

April August 21, 2009 at 8:26 AM  

Boom:
哈哈,不是啦
没你那么幸福
玩过结婚,生过孩子

GMK:
就“当时”相信就好咯
爱情不是全部
世界很大,能做和要做的事情很多

StevenBoy1986 August 21, 2009 at 10:14 AM  

My score last night is 3-0... >.<"

April August 21, 2009 at 10:23 AM  

Steven:
3-0 means u request 3 times but none of you get?
hahaha

Anderson August 21, 2009 at 1:58 PM  

steven ka ka cau cau here....

haha...3-0??

gt o nt...

dun bluff wo...

BTW,nice to meet ya,April...

I'm also quite new...just blog for few months....

Let's work hard together^^

chee-v August 21, 2009 at 2:00 PM  

Steven ...3-0?
hardcore lar.
erm mine was 5-0 wtf hahahha

StevenBoy1986 August 21, 2009 at 2:33 PM  

Anderson and Chee-v: ka ka cao cao is u 2 lar... this is my colleague, ok....

bruceboom August 21, 2009 at 5:05 PM  

last few month i also 0-0 nia... very pity....

April August 21, 2009 at 5:51 PM  

Anderson:
nice to meet u too!
ganbateh together!

Chee-V:
wanna challenge with steven?

Steven:
toh jie bong cheong

Boom:
who ask u divorce?
if not u can score 5-5 every nite

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